You are NOT Welcome to my Website!

Do NOT look at it! In fact, here's a list to more worthwhile websites:

• Neocities, literally where you just came from. There's a list of actual sites there.
• I'm sure we all know what this is. Click random pages if you want to waste time.
• If you want to waste time but aren't smart. Same.
• Literally anything else. Please, for the love of god, don't come here. Why are you still reading this? I hope you're not at work.

I just want to learn a little coding, but let's face it: I will probably abandon this endeavor and never come here again.

That is both a descriptor and a demand. Never come here again. I know I probably won't.

Sometimes I draw crappily. Since my drawings suck, here is a graphic I made in a Doll Maker, then poorly ripped:

WOW, that didn't work. If I ever figure out how to do it properly, I'll let you know.

This isn't what I'm using, but it might help you: tutorials!